Monday, May 21, 2012

Chain Oil

Now available in two sizes: 500ml and 750ml


 Huge credit for label design to Kapelaan Kotze.


The observant faithful will have noticed the re-used packaging.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Church of the Sunday Ride

From the Book of Aardvark:  Read the signs..........

Read. The. Signs.

Dikwiel Kommando Kettang Oil Now in Stock

Filtered   Unfiltered


Unfiltered is good for 1,3, 5, 7, 8 and 9 speed chains.
Filtered is for 10 and 11 speed.
Not for use in Rohloff hubs.



(OK, so maybe I'm being a bit obtuse...this is the very best organically grown, hand harvested, lovingly cold-pressed, naturally filtered, pure virgin olive oil you can get.) But no way in hell am I going to put all that on the label.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Dikwiel Kommando Kettang Olie



The preferred lube of generations of Dikwiel Kommando members
In bulk.
Unfiltered.
Virgin.

Stake your claim now.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Git off my land.....!!!!

Farmer Git has been at it again.............terrorising innocent cyclists.




I can't wait for him to pull that trigger, he'll learn what the "O" in .303 stands for.